The animals cited in numerous environmental actions feel slighted.

According to the Mule Deer that Manny spoke with , "we're not too embarrassed to mate, wanna see? ."  Some of them even joke about how they've been counted several times, or "that the those humans think all the Mule Deer look the same."

Several bucks made it clear that, they weren't interested in each other, its the cute little doe's have their attention.  One of the young bucks complained that "some of the females in the herd have a real bad attitude and were to picky." 

They did say, before they ran off that they wish they had what their Caribou cousins in Alaska have, a nice warm pipeline where they could hang out and proliferate.

Despite the content herd of mule deer, Manny and his team found out that horesefly's are having issues, but are talking about unionizing with the jumping field mice nearby.

While the above may sound a bit off, the environmental obstructionists use similar insights when pushing through their efforts to stop development.

They cite the Mule Deer and Sage Grouse mating problems, the Caribou and other wildlife  frightened by machinery and development, Preble Field mouse unable to adapt to the shade given by Solar fields, and on and on.  These are the type of claims by environmental groups who aim to stall, thwart or prohibit energy development,

In Colorado, both the environmentalist controlled Ritter Regime and the agenda driven  Oil and Gas Conservation Committee are serious about those animals having a private place to "get it on" so that they are not embarrassed.   Apparently , after getting  the input from the wildlife, and I'm sure a complete psychological study, they've concluded that 1/4 mile is adequate for the Sage Grouse and Mule Deer to feel at ease.

Now, the claims about how animals feel, or what they're doing brings up even questions for me Manny Can.  First, who actually is counting or watching, or determining what the wildlife is thinking, feeling?  How exactly did they figure out that 1/4 mile is the appropriate distance for privacy?  Two, when did nature stop adapting to their environment?  Three, how do you explain the fact that the Caribou loved the Alaska pipeline, other animal populations have adapted, but Colorado wildlife is apparently dense?

And, tell me again, how much do these people get paid to figure this out?

On a final note, here's picture of the Caribou obviously terrified of the Alaska Pipeline.

Adopting some of the environmentalists advanced animal communication techniques, the mini Manny team is happy to report that many young Caribou couples have said that they enjoy the warmth of the Alaska Pipeline and so much so that the population has increased.  Many new Caribou moms enjoy the warmth that wasn't there before when their little ones enter the world.

Oh and one other note,  according to the female Caribou we spoke to, they're tired of having horns too and being mistaken for their male counterparts.  Apparently, much to the dismay of some feminist Caribou, there's a movement in the population to regain their feminine appeal and not to keen on this unisex thing.

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